As the Carbon Tax was repealed in the Senate Tony stood up victoriously.
"Feast, my children. Our time has come." Thousands of lizards emerged from the woodwork, under the carpet, and swarmed through parliament. "Yes! We shall soak up the suns rays and become stronger as the climate heats up!" Tony let out a booming maniacal laugh that was cut short by Clive Palmer coughing.
"Eh? What is it?" Tony froze, his arms still raised in the air in glory.
"It’s time for my sponge bath, Tony…" Clive hissed. He held a sponge out in front of him. "You promised…"
Tony groaned as he accepted the sponge.
"I’m not going to have to do this every time I want to get something through the senate am I?" Tony asked with fear.
"Oh my no… I’ll think of something else next time…"